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Presents...
Q - What is a vampire's least favorite meal?
A
- Stake !!
Q
- What do vampires enjoy most about baseball?
A
- The bats (and the double-headers)
Q
- What kind of toothpaste do vampires buy?
A
- Ultra-Bite.
Q
- What does a monster wear when it rains?
A
- His ghoul-oshes.
Q
- How did the monster predict his future?
A
- With a horror-scope.
Q
- What did the monster do when he lost his hand?
A
- He went to a second hand store.
Q
- Why wouldn't the skeleton cross the road?
A
- Because he didn't have any guts.
Q
- What are a spook's two favorite rides at the fair?
A
- The roller ghoster and the merry ghoul round.
Q
- What is a vampires favorite holiday?
A
- Fangsgiving.
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- What four things do monsters enjoy eating on Halloween?
A
- Ghoulash and I Scream with booberry pie and ghoul-aid.
Q
- What two famous places did the monster visit while on his vacation?
A
- The Vampire State Building and Count Rushmore.
Q
- What is in the red blood cells of monsters?
A
- Hemogoblin !!!
Q
- What spook lives in the "hundred acre wood"?
A
- Winnie the Boo
A
- His bootiful ghoul-friend.
Q
- Where do ghosts keep their cars?
A
- In a mirage.
Q
- What is the hardest thing to sell to a mummy?
A
- Life Insurance.
Q
- How do you keep a skeleton from laughing?
A
- Take away his funny bone!
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- What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
A
- Neck tarines
Q - Why didn't the wraith win at poker?
A
- He didn't have a ghost of a chance.
Q
- What performers do vampires enjoy the most at the circus?
A
- The jugulars
Q
- What do spooks call their Navy?
A
- The ghost guard.
Q
- What do you call a mummy who eats cookies in bed?
A
- A crumby mummy!
Q
- Why do Casper's phone bills tend to be so high each month?
A
- He is always calling ghost-to-ghost.
Q
- Why couldn't the skeleton go to the dance?
A
- Because he had no body to take !
Have a Happy Halloween!
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